David Archuleta's "Idol" dream wasn't the only thing that got smashed last night -- check out Fantasia's boyfriend!
He looked good coming out of dinner -- but less than two hours later, at the "Idol" finale after party, the guy was completely obliterated, just like Fantasia's career.
Filed under: American Idol, Drunks
With all those long, drawn-out pauses and fights that go nowhere, "The Hills" is in dire need of some action -- cue the random drunks!
Thanks to a few well-placed peeps desperately seeking their 15 minutes and a boring conversation with LC, Brody and Frankie turns into something actually worth watching!
He's just dressed down and out. Mugshot hall-of-famer and People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1992 (really, look it up!) struts his gangster lean around Malibu yesterday.
The Nebraska native began his career as a model and at 67, the vintage thesp could still land a magazine cover -- of AARP.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Drunks
Are there any women left in Hollywood that aren't taking off their clothes for the cameras anymore? Based on what we got this weekend, the answer would be "Hell to tha no!" 
Take a look, if you dare, at some "ladies" who are going to wish they had rented a movie and stayed home instead.
Filed under: Drunks
Tara Reid proved the old saying - you can take the girl out of Jersey, but shouldn't the girl put a brush through her hair first?
The frazzled star landed at LAX looking like she just stepped out of a space-time continuum.
Seriously, when will that "American Pie" money finally run out?
Filed under: Drunks
The biggest difference between your average guy and the typical Hollywood trainwreck like the Davis Brothers or Gary Dourdan is about a twelve-pack of Heineken. But after a few chugs, the following guys seem to hit the bullseye with their impersonations of Tinsetown's sloppiest drunkards.
Filed under: Drunks
David Faustino, dressed in a fancy tie and shiny hat (perhaps an optical illusion meant to add height?) celebrated what he claims was his 19th birthday at Opera last night. Faustino welcomes our cameras with open arms, that is until a drunk, smoking, fat guy (Gummi's cousin?) gets pushed right into them.
And don't forget to check out the drunks hanging over the railing. Awesome indeed.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Drunks
Steve-O's nuclear war with his neighbor finally caught up with him. The O man is in the pokey after being popped for alleged vandalism, as TMZ first reported.
On his own website, the "Jackass" star has been proudly documenting the violence.
We've been told a neighbor's the one who made a citizen's arrest this AM after Steve allegedly punched holes in the walls of their building.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky and Weird, Drunks
The "City of Angels" isn't living up to its name -- because last night, L.A. club goers went ape s*** on each other! All three fights took place outside of club Opera, topping Les Deux (for the moment) as the place to be to get your ass kicked!
Two crazazy housing challenged (?) men got into a verbal and physical confrontation outside of Hyde last night -- leading one of the men to scream at the other, "Ya betta get on before you get s**t on!" Creating the new fight catch phrase of 2008, replacing "pop off!"
The insults were pretty graphic -- and hilarious.
The quickest way to get noticed in Hollywood is to flash either your Britney or your headlights ... or just make a complete fool of yourself while under the influence. The ladies (and we use that term loosely) in the following gallery have every angle covered. Atta gurl!
Filed under: Drunks
It was an all-out girl on sorta-girl brawl in Hollywood last night, when two crazy "dames" started a fight that is nothing short of weave-pullin', phone tossin', crazy yellin' gold!
It seemed even the Hollywood cops didn't want this fabulous fight to end. Awesome.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Drunks, Fights
Who needs a budget? All these wannabe porn stars needed was a few drinks at Katsuya to create a video that would make their mothers so incredibly proud.
We have no clue who they are, but after celebrating a birthday inside the Hollywood sushi house, these classy ladies made out, shook their booties and one popped out of her limo's emergency hatch to show off her jiggly bits. You're welcome, you are now dumber.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Drunks
Mischa Barton enjoyed a late night at the Chateau Marmont on Tuesday -- but this time had the sense to not drive home.
Barton, who was rocking some "Splash"-inspired extensions, was popped last December on suspicion of DUI, possession of marijuana and a controlled substance -- and for driving without a valid license. Taxi!
Filed under: Drunks
Some random drunk guy hopped into Pussycat Troll Doll creator Robin Antin's car last night hoping for a ride. Yeah, she wasn't having it.
The high-stepping hottie kicked the loser to the curb ... but at least he got a free stick of gum out of the deal.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Drunks
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