Posted Oct 7th 2008 2:40PM by TMZ Staff
An election ad featuring Jessica Alba wrapped in bondage tape was supposed to turn people on to voting. It ended up just turning a whole lotta people on. Freaky deaky style.
The ad was for "Declare Yourself," and a stylist for the PSA decided their message was best conveyed by muting Jess with bondage tape from JT's Stockroom.
If the ad inspired people to register to vote, we don't know. What we do know: People started showing up at Stockroom's store -- with the Alba ads in hand -- asking for the reusable, sticks-to-itself, I-like-my-sex-with-a-side-of-violence black tape.
The safe word is "economy."
Filed under: Jessica Alba, Prez Election 2008
Posted Sep 22nd 2008 1:27AM by TMZ Staff
What baby weight?
Jessica Alba spent the weekend in Los Cabos, Mexico with a few friends and she brought along with her the body men used to drool over, pre-pregnancy.
Frowning burns calories.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba
Posted Aug 9th 2008 2:30PM by TMZ Staff
Actresses Jessica Alba (left) and Jessica Biel (right).
These two have more in common than just their first names ...
- Most impressive talent is being genetically blessed.
- Resume loaded with box office flops.
- Penchant for being a big ol' sourpuss.
This town ain't big enuf for the both of 'em!
Filed under: Movies, Jessica Alba
Posted Jul 15th 2008 8:30AM by TMZ Staff
TMZ has uncovered the birth certificates of five of Hollywood's newest brats. Did you know all five were born at Cedars Sinai in L.A. -- where Dennis Quaid's twins had their incident a few months back? Click below to find out what other little tidbits we uncovered.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Nicole Richie, Tori Spelling, Christina Aguilera
Posted Jul 10th 2008 10:19PM by TMZ Staff
More celebrity cash cows, er, babies have been born!
TMZ has learned Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK! Magazine.
We're hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other "event" -- Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved.
One-month-old Honor, we're told, is just "adorable" and the pictures, taken this week, are "so cute."
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Posted Jul 8th 2008 8:15AM by TMZ Staff
Someone check the skies for flying pigs -- because Jessica Alba just cracked a smile.
The valet misplaced Cash's keys outside Crustacean last night, but instead of defaulting into that depressed mode we love to hate, the new mama flashed her pearly whites ... and some serious bling.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Posted Jun 23rd 2008 8:40AM by TMZ Staff
She no longer has a fetus growing inside her belly -- but Jessica Alba is still as miserable as ever.
Having your movie tank at the box office will do that to a girl.
Filed under: Jessica Alba, Hot Mamas
Posted May 1st 2008 11:58AM by TMZ Staff
For someone who never wants to be seen, Jessica Alba sure picked a stupid place to eat dinner.
Alba and baby daddy Cash Warren dined out at Mr. Chow last night -- which is the equivalent of a hen hanging out in a fox house! Maybe that explains why Cash got pushy and nearly ran all the paps down with their black BMW.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Alba
Posted Apr 15th 2008 4:34PM by TMZ Staff
Someone actually asked Jessica Alba if she thought "animal cruelty is a good thing." Who'd they think she was, an Olsen Twin?
The always chatty Alba was too busy sucking to answer.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Jessica Alba
Posted Apr 7th 2008 12:20PM by TMZ Staff
Mr. Jessica Alba was p.o.'d yesterday, striking out when photogs stormed their quiet neighborhood.
The paparazzi were waiting for the couple to leave for Jessica's baby shower, but Cash Warren was the one clearly ready to pop, snatching the keys from one photog's car and taking the cap off one of her tires. The pap called the cops, but Casheroo eventually put the stuff on the mailbox -- situation defused.
Funny moment -- the pap seems indignant that we're filming her calling the cops!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Alba
Posted Mar 27th 2008 12:40PM by TMZ Staff
Yesterday TMZ asked Jessica Alba if she only smiles when she has a movie to promote.
She didn't answer ... and definitely helped prove the photog's point.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba
Posted Mar 19th 2008 12:44PM by TMZ Staff
Thanks to a gestating baby, Alba's got front and some serious back -- but she's not exactly basking in that pregnancy glow.
Despite a relaxing manicure and back massage yesterday afternoon, the unwed mom-to-be was bitchy to the paps.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba
Posted Feb 25th 2008 8:04AM by TMZ Staff
Ryan Seacrest got up close and real personal with Jessica Alba on the red carpet last night -- and while he didn't pull a Mizrahi and grab her boobs, he definitely asked about 'em.
Just keepin' it classy at the Oscars.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Alba
Posted Feb 13th 2008 10:37AM by TMZ Staff
A TMZ photog asked the stoic Jessica Alba one question yesterday that was just the pits!
We had a good laugh. Alba, as usual, was not amused.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Posted Jan 28th 2008 1:14PM by TMZ Staff
Jessica and impregnator Cash Warren were out in the Big Apple yesterday -- allowing her future production assistant (the baby) out for some crisp, clean New York air.
And the air must've done the entire family some good, because we caught a glimpse of something so rare in an Alba sighting -- a smile! Don't believe us? Watch the video.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba
