Neither "Magnum P.I." star Tom Selleck, nor his pornstache have aged since the '80s.
Here's 37-year-old Tom back in 1982 (left) -- and the 63-year-old well-preserved version (right) at an award show recently.
Tom should come out with his secret.
A radio station in Minneapolis is cleaning up the mess left by an idiotic pair of DJs who theorized on-air that Earvin "Magic" Johnson has been faking being HIV positive. Bad taste, line one!
KTLK has released a statement to TMZ saying, "KTLK recognizes the seriousness of the health issues presented by HIV / AIDS -- and the great work that Magic Johnson has done ... We regret that some off-hand remarks by commentators on KTLK did not reflect that. To better inform our listeners and employees, KTLK will be airing HIV/AIDS awareness public service announcements, and will be reaching out to Mr. Johnson to get his thoughts on education efforts."
This once again proves that AIDS is no laughing matter ... unless it's on "Family Guy."
Filed under: Talk Sports, Nurse!
John Heard is an actor that's trying to lose a roll, not gain one.
The 63-year-old caught his breath after working out at a Hollywood gym on Thursday.
Keep it up, Johno!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies, Nurse!
Meet 105-year-old British virgin, Clara Meadmore.
Clara never married and says she was "too busy" for intimate relationships.
A gal after the Jonas Brothers' heart.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Beauty, Nurse!
Looking like a remnant of her 2007 self, Britney went for ice cream on Thursday. I luv me some chocolate sprinklers, y'all!
We can at least be thankful she's not traipsing barefoot through gas stations in Malibu.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears, Nurse!
Carrying some sort of wireless device, a sexually rehabbed David Duchovny worked up a platonic sweat by going for a jog in NYC on Thursday.
Hopefully the 48-year-old played it safe and didn't partake in any risky behavior by texting while running.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Nurse!
His daughters may not have any kids yet, but 53-year-old Bruce Willis has already morphed into a grandpa.
Since their divorce, it appears Bruce and Demi are aging at the same inversely proportional rate.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Nurse!
After a fire ravaged Nick Nolte's Malibu home yesterday to the tune of $3 million -- the sometimes actor drowned his sorrows the best way he knew how ... at Starbucks.
Filed under: Nurse!
Three-month-old Maddie Briann Aldridge is gonna have to wait to have a lil' baby brother or sister, because Jamie Lynn Spears is not pregnant, y'all!
While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney's baby sis does not have another bun in the oven.
Someone tell Lynne Spears and get her down from the ledge.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Britney Spears, Nurse!
It's always Halloween in Grace Jonesland.
Wearing some sort of horned mask headscarf thing, the insanely fabulous 60-year-old (!) singer/actress/loon pulled up to the bumper of a London award show on Monday.
There is no point in trying to understand, just drink it all in.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Beauty, Nurse!
While out for a walk on Saturday, well-groomed millionaire widow Candy Spelling relieved her tired paw on a fire hydrant.
Candy is only nine years old in dog years.
Filed under: We're Just Sayin', Critters, Nurse!
A new and improved 44-year-old Nicollette Sheridan. 
Brought to you by Mattel.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies, Nurse!
There is something a judge should remove from Sharon Stone's custody -- her ridiculously awful leopard print pants from Jungle Gap.
The 50-year-old mother of three roamed the wilds of the 90210 on Sunday.
Her cubs were nowhere in sight.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Hot Mamas, Nurse!
Misty May-Treanor's mantle may only big enough for her gold medals, now that she may be forced out of "Dancing with the Stars" due to an injury during a Friday rehearsal.
Treanor was practicing with partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy, when she had to be taken to Cedars Sinai hospital.
ABC has released a statement regarding Misty's condition, "Dancing with the Stars contestant Misty May-Treanor sustained an injury on Friday and received immediate medical attention. Despite previous reports, she did not break her ankle. She is resting comfortably at home. Doctors will reevaluate her condition on Monday and determine the outcome of her participation on the show."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Nurse!, Dancing with the Stars
Hollywood sex symbol/actress Raquel Welch has forgotten all her lines ... on her face!
Here's 30-year-old Raquel back in 1970 (left) -- and the age-defying 68-year-old Latin beauty at a Beverly Hills event recently (right).
Nurse!
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